THINGS I NEED AND WHY I NEED THEM.

Hi. Here's a list of a few things I need... some of them are material and some aren't, but just live with it.

1. A European penpal.
Okay, so I've just always wanted to have a European friend. Plus, it would be much easier to talk to them if they have no idea who the people are that I'm talking about, and they will never meet these people. I would prefer a penpal who speaks English... or else there would be a problem. Or I could learn Swedish.

2. Doc Martens.
Hipsters wear them. I am a hipster. Hence, I need a pair.

3. The Hives.
They need to come here. Or else. I will actually be very upset if they never come here because I will never get the chance to present them with the scarf a few of my friends and I are knitting... And, you know, they're just the BEST LIVE BAND IN THE WORLD.

4. Pants.
All of my pants or bottoms or trousers are in the wash right now, so I am without pants. Thus, an issue. Also, pants are kind of necessary in daily life. Unless you go to an all girls private school where you wear kilts every single day. Thank goodness I go to one of those.

5.  A Band.
I have always wanted to be in a Swedish rock n' roll band since I heard The Hives. But this is a problem, because:
    a) I am not Swedish
    b) I can only play Seven Nation Army on electric bassguitar, and
    c) I can't sing or scream.
But I can jump quite well... I injured my knee doing it.

6. More Clothing Items.
I usually use my sister's clothes, and she's moving out in a year or 2, so this could be an issue. Anybody wanna lend me a few million dollars? Thanks.

7. A Life Like Georgia Nicholson's.
I want a life like this girl in a British teen book series. Read it. 1st book is called Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging. Tis quite a splendid read.

I have a feeling that there were more things I needed to say...
Well, too bad. Oh, and I found some pants. Bring Chloroform.
Julianananananaa


p.s. 8. I NEED TO BE BRITISH AND LIVE IN EITHER:
A) LONDON
B) BRIGHTON
C) SOME RANDOM EUROPEAN CITY.