"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is messed up."

Saturday, April 16, 4:41 p.m.
Went shopping in The Village. I don't see why there are so many hipsters in Winnipeg. It's like a rat problem. Or like in futurama, where the city is infested with owls. I wonder if hipsters live in random people's houses for years without the people knowing. I think there's a bird in my house, or so my mom thinks. It might be a sparrow. "we won't do anything about it until their little babies have left home." this is what I have to live with. Anyways, The Village. There was a loud band playing at the record store, so we went to a different place for a bit. They really shouldn't drive their coustomers away like that. When we went back it was better. I should have had some of that free cake they had on the counter. But you can't always trust people in record shops. Drugs, you know. I bought an Elton John Duets cd, because there was a Little Richard duet on it... I love Little Richard!!! The Hives introduced me to him... And he was on Sesame Street singing the rubber duckie song. I've managed to go a day without pants... Don't worry, I have tights and shorts on. Phew.
Juliana